Tuesday, April 29, 2025

Professional Left Podcast Episode 896: It's The Corruption, Stupid


"The corruption that hides in plain sight is the real threat to our democracy."  --  Zephyr Teachout


The Professional Left Podcast with Driftglass and Blue Gal

Ep 896 | 'It's The Corruption, Stupid'

April 29, 2025

We discuss Chicago politics as 26-year-old progressive influencer Kat Abughazaleh challenges veteran Rep. Jan Schakowsky, who may be announcing her retirement after 14 terms in Congress.  Then we take a look at Trump's latest projection scheme as his DOJ targets ActBlue while conveniently ignoring WinRed's shady operations.  Both sides don't!  Only one for-profit fundraising platform skims millions off donations; we connect the dots on how money flows through our political system—and who's really pulling the strings. This episode might be shorter than usual as we prepare for a brief break, but we're packing in the analysis you won't hear anywhere else!

Driftglass will be on the Bob Cesca Show AND the Bradcast on Wednesday 4/30, and we'll be back on the air next week! 

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Schumer Sends a "Very Strong Letter"


Coooool.



I suppose the one upside here is that no one actually watches CNN Sunday morning glop anymore.  


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Monday, April 28, 2025

The Farmer Takes a Bribe, The Farmer Takes a Bribe...

Hi-ho, the derry-o!
The farmer takes a bribe.

Again.

If you're from around here -- the middle of Middle America -- odds are you might remember 2017 and 2018 as the year Donald Trump fucked over the American farmer.

And as with all Trump-related disasters, it all started with a ridiculous lie told to stupid people  

From The Washington Post, October 24, 2017:

...more than 75 percent of rural voters in the Farm Belt cast their ballots for Trump in the last presidential election. They cheered Trump’s promise to support the Renewable Fuel Standard (which props up the ethanol industry), his pledge to eliminate estate taxes on inherited farmland and roll back regulations on farm runoff, and, most of all, they liked his tough talk on trade policy.

And then...

From the Brookings Institute, August 7, 2020:

Economic costs of the trade war

The trade war caused economic pain on both sides and led to diversion of trade flows away from both China and the United States. As described by Heather Long at the Washington Post, “U.S. economic growth slowed, business investment froze, and companies didn’t hire as many people. Across the nation, a lot of farmers went bankrupt, and the manufacturing and freight transportation sectors have hit lows not seen since the last recession. Trump’s actions amounted to one of the largest tax increases in years.”

A September 2019 study by Moody’s Analytics found that the trade war had already cost the U.S. economy nearly 300,000 jobs and an estimated 0.3% of real GDP. Other studies put the cost to U.S. GDP at about 0.7%. A 2019 report from Bloomberg Economics estimated that the trade war would cost the U.S. economy $316 billion by the end of 2020, while more recent research from the Federal Reserve Bank of New York and Columbia University found that U.S. companies lost at least $1.7 trillion in the price of their stocks as a result of U.S. tariffs imposed on imports from China...

In 2020, Trump tried to unshit the bed by signing a trade truce with China which Brookings described as:

In other words, Beijing essentially paid for the deal with a promise of a windfall in purchases of American goods. It appears that President Trump accepted an IOU as a declaration of victory.

But you know what?  It turns out there's a fix for that.

Bribery!  

Specifically, taking tens of billions of your tax dollars and handing it over to farmers who, by substantial majorities, voted for Donald Trump in 2016, and whose livelihood was damn near destroyed by the aforementioned lunatic agricultural trade war Trump started with China.

From Politico, July 14, 2020:

‘Here’s your check’: Trump’s massive payouts to farmers will be hard to pull back
The president was already spending double his predecessor to spare farmers the cost of his trade war. Now the price is reaching unsustainable levels.

Government payments to farmers have surged to historic levels under President Donald Trump as the Agriculture Department floods the industry with cash to stem the financial losses from Trump’s tariff fights and the coronavirus pandemic.

But as agriculture grows more reliant on unprecedented taxpayer support, farm policy experts and watchdog groups warn the subsidies are growing too big and too fast, with no strings attached and little oversight from Congress — and that Washington could have a difficult time shutting off the spigot.

Government payments to farmers have surged to historic levels under President Donald Trump as the Agriculture Department floods the industry with cash to stem the financial losses from Trump’s tariff fights and the coronavirus pandemic.

But as agriculture grows more reliant on unprecedented taxpayer support, farm policy experts and watchdog groups warn the subsidies are growing too big and too fast, with no strings attached and little oversight from Congress — and that Washington could have a difficult time shutting off the spigot...
OK, fine.  On the one hand Trump treated them like whores.  But on the other hand, he did leave the money on the dresser with a generous tip.  

And now, everybody knew where everybody stood..

So, having taken all of that in and begun to flourish again under the Biden administration (From NBC News) --
Farmers flourish under Biden, see recovery from Trump-era trade wars
The prices of corn and soybeans have increased and demand is up for American exports.
...
"We had farm income that was up by a pretty fair amount in 2021, almost to the record level of 2013, but not quite," said Patrick Westhoff, director of the University of Missouri’s Food and Agricultural Policy Research Institute. "Part of that, of course, was continuing government payments, but there was a very strong recovery in both crop and livestock prices last year."

Soy and corn prices, two of the largest cash crops in the United States, have suffered slightly, falling below $9 and above $3 a bushel, respectively, during the pandemic. Now, exports have had an increase in demand, in part because of exports to China and poor weather affecting South American producers. Soy was up to $14 in 2021 and corn is projected to continue above $5 in 2022. 

-- have American farmers finally figured out who's actually on their side?  Who's word they can actually trust?

Of course not.  Turns out that 30 years of rural Hate Radio pumping Rush Limbaugh and all his imitators into the skulls American farmers has built them into some of the stupidest, rage-drunk idiots on Earth.

From Investigate Midwest, November 13, 2024 (with emphasis added):
Trump support grew in America’s top farming counties despite first-term trade war
Farming-dependent counties rallied behind Trump with an average of nearly 78% support.

America’s most farming-dependent counties overwhelmingly backed President-elect Donald Trump in this year’s election by an average of 77.7%. 

Trump...increased his support this year among farming-dependent counties by nearly two percentage points compared to 2020. 

Some political observers questioned whether Trump’s support would wane among farmers after his first-term trade war, which led to increased prices and a drop in agricultural exports. During the campaign, Trump promised a return to high tariffs if given a second term. 

“His policies didn’t do us any good; his tariffs didn’t do us any good,” Lance Lillibridge, an Iowa farmer, told Investigate Midwest.  

Not only did Trump increase his support among farming-dependent counties, but more than 100 of those counties supported him with at least 80% of their vote.

And so here we are again, the same thing but different.

From CNBC, April 26, 2025:
Agriculture isn’t nearing trade war tariffs crisis, ‘it is full blown crisis already’ farmers say

The global backlash to President Trump’s tariffs is punishing U.S. agriculture, especially a decline in Chinese buying of U.S. farm products.

A leading agriculture exports group says “massive” losses are already racking up at farms, with cancelled orders, pricing pressure as demand slumps and layoffs, as China stops buying products from pork to hay and straw, and lumber.

“No one can replace all the volume that China buys,” one farm operator reported.
But don't worry kids.  Trump stands ready once again to steal billions of your tax dollars, and hand them over to the same inbred meathead farmers who voted for him.

Again.  

From Axios:

Trump ready to bail out farmers amid trade war squeeze, Rollins says

President Trump is prepared to bail out American farmers if the trade war continues squeezing commodity exports, Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins said Sunday.

Why it matters: Exports of key commodities are plunging, particularly soybean and pork sales to China, threatening tens of billions of dollars in farm income.



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Thursday, April 24, 2025

Professional Left Podcast Episode 895: A Convo with Charlie Pierce


"'We, The People' is more than a statement of purpose. It is an acknowledgement of an obligation to each other."  -- Charlie Pierce


The Professional Left Podcast with Driftglass and Blue Gal

Ep 895 | A Convo with Charlie Pierce

April 24, 2025

Today’s episode is going to be a little more unstructured than usual because we have a very special guest.  He is a renowned political journalist and staff writer for Esquire, where he writes the popular blog "Politics with Charles P. Pierce." He's known for his sharp political commentary, incisive humor, and encyclopedic knowledge of American politics and history. He previously wrote for outlets including The Boston Globe, Grantland, and Sports Illustrated.  He is also the author of "Idiot America," an indispensable book on American politics and culture.


You know him, you love him, and if you don't, we can’t be friends. Welcome to the Professional Left Podcast, Mr. Charlie Pierce!

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Wednesday, April 23, 2025

How Are Things Going, Mr. Hegseth?

Things could be better, Lloyd.  

Things could be a whole lot better.


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US FDA Suspends Food Safety Quality Checks, Brought to You by Carl’s Junior

From Reuters:

US FDA suspends food safety quality checks after staff cuts

WASHINGTON, April 17 (Reuters) - The Food and Drug Administration is suspending a quality control program for its food testing laboratories as a result of staff cuts at the Department of Health and Human Services, according to an internal email seen by Reuters.

The proficiency testing program of the FDA's Food Emergency Response Network is designed to ensure consistency and accuracy across the agency's network of about 170 labs that test food for pathogens and contaminants to prevent food-borne illness.

The firing and departure of as many as 20,000 HHS employees have upended public health research and disrupted the agency's work on areas like bird flu and drug reviews. President Donald Trump hopes to slash as much as $40 billion from HHS.

"Unfortunately, significant reductions in force, including a key quality assurance officer, an analytical chemist, and two microbiologists at FDA's Human Food Program Moffett Center have an immediate and significant impact on the Food Emergency Response Network (FERN) Proficiency Testing (PT) Program," says the email sent on Tuesday from FERN's National Program Office and seen by Reuters...


Sure, but on the other hand, these people use big, smarty-pants words like "analytical" and "microbiologist" and "proficiency" so they're probably snotty, college-educated elitists who you shouldn't trust anyway.

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Burn The Lifeboats


Senator Durbin To Retire

Since my wife forbade me throwing my Carhart cap and the lovely hand-knit hat she made for me into the ring, the field is now wide open.  I have my own local favorites, but Illinois is a big state with a deep Democratic bench, so let the irresponsible speculation begin!

Also too, some memories...



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Ghosts Of The Before Time: April 24, 2005 -- Little Red State Fundy Turns 20 (Now With Extra Inhofe)

James Mountain Inhofe hasn't been dead long enough that you've forgotten him already, right?   

He was the neanderthal Senator from Oklahoma.  In that, he was Oklahoma's longest serving senator, because, for deeply fucked-up cultural reasons too twisty to go into here, Oklahomans like sending knuckle-draggers to Washington.  Exhibit A:  In 2023, after long COVID made it impossible for Inhofe to function, in a special election Oklahomans replaced him with Meathead Markwayne Mullin.

You may or may not know that Inhofe wrote a book entitled, "The Greatest Hoax: How the Global Warming Conspiracy Threatens Your Future", which was well received and upvote by many climate change denialist crackpots.  He passed away in July of 2024, and if you look up his gravesite in Find-a-Grave, bless their hearts, you'll find this sentence --

He served as Chair of the Armed Services Committee, and chaired the Senate Environment Committee, frequently smearing the scientific consensus on human induced climate change as a hoax and conspiracy perpetrated by leftists...

-- but in January of 2025, KGOU Oklahoma, "Your NPR Source", may have unintentionally written the most fitting obituary for the old bastard without ever once mentioning his name:

Report: Oklahoma just had its hottest year on record

A federal report shows the state was one of 17 that experienced record-breaking heat.

A report from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) says Earth had its hottest year yet in 2024. Oklahoma’s temperatures also exceeded previous records.

The federal weather and climate monitoring administration analyzed records going back 130 years to show how natural and human-caused climate change is altering the planet’s temperatures.

Although the federal data show last year was the state's hottest year on record, the Oklahoma Mesonet reports 2024 was tied with 2012 at 63.2 degrees Fahrenheit.

In Oklahoma, climate change is likely causing cold months to trend warmer, adding to the state’s overall temperature increase, State Climatologist Gary McManus said ahead of NOAA’s report.

“When you look specifically at Oklahoma, you look at wintertime temperatures, and the overnight temperatures are increasing,” McManus said. “That's sort of the more robust climate change signal with temperatures that we're seeing in Oklahoma.”

So what does any of this have to do with, y'know, the headline of this post?

Patience, dearie.  We're getting there.

Whether or not you know anything about Inhofe's book or the committees he served on, I will wager that, if you remember him at all, it's for the incredibly stupid "snowball stunt" he pulled on the Senate floor that was supposed to prove that climate change was a hoax made up by Leftists to seize control and yadda yadda socialism! yadda yadda One World Gummint! 

You know the drill.

The source of climate denialist stupidity like Inhofe's was and is their muleheaded unwillingness to acknowledge the difference between "weather" and "climate".

From a National Geographic "Earth Science, Meteorology" article suitable for grades 3 - 12:

Weather or Climate ... What's the Difference?

While weather refers to short-term changes in the atmosphere, climate refers to atmospheric changes over longer periods of time, usually 30 years or more.

"Weather" is why Inhofe was able to make an ass of himself showing off a snowball on the floor of the Senate.

"Climate" is why, by 2040, the Senate may have to be sandbagged or moved to higher ground to prevent record flooding due to climate change.

So, now, my Little Red State Fundy from April 24, 2005, which I have mentioned on this blog before.

As you read it, please consider the individual names of individual scumbags and grifters as "weather".  Because names and faces come and go.

On the other hand, look at the directional accuracy of this post from 20 years ago -- at the contours of future I was seeing -- as "climate".  Broadly speaking, is this what the Republican party has become?  And, if so, what does that do to the credibility of all those Never Trumpers who swear no one coulda seen this coming? 


Little Red State Fundy sez...


Whatever will we tell the children? 


One day we will have to explain to the children what happened when Thurston Howell III lost his right mind and decided that for the sake of some tax cuts to make him incrementally more comfortable, his very bestest buddies in the whole, wide world were the Ultra Right Wing Gorgons down in Jesusland.

May I suggest the following?
The Story of Little Red State Fundy

Little Red State Fundy found a grain of hate.

"Who will help me plant the hate?" she asked.

"Not I," said the Moderate Republicans.

"Not I," said the Undecideds.

"Not I," said the Libertarians.

"Then I will," said Little Red State Fundy.

So she buried the hate in the bloody ground of the Old Confederacy. After a while it grew up paranoid and ignorant and violent.

"The hate is ripe now," said Little Red State Fundy. "Who will do the mass mailings and preach bigotry from the Pulpit?"

"Not I," said the Moderate Republicans.

"Not I," said the Undecideds.

"Not I," said the Libertarians.

"Then I will," said Little Red State Fundy.

So she licked envelopes until her bill was cracked and dry and stood up into the House of God and crowed to her flocks in their millions that God Loved Them for hating and killing creatures who were not like them.

Then she asked, "Who will help me focus this hatred politically?"

"Not I," said the Moderate Republicans.

"Not I," said the Undecideds.

"Not I," said the Libertarians.

"Then I will," said Little Red State Fundy.

So she made databases and phone banks, and walked door-to-door with petitions that talked of Gods Great Hatred of Gays, and Gods Great Hatred of Judges that did not worship the Hate God in exactly the way the Little Red State Fundy told them to.

Then she carried the hate to steps of the Congress and the White House.

"Who will make a mandate from this hate?" she asked.

"Not I," said the Moderate Republicans.

"Not I," said the Undecideds.

"Not I," said the Libertarians.

"Then I will," said Little Red State Fundy.

So she got on the phone with her very good friend Karl Rove and with his help organized carpools to the polls, and get-out-the-vote drives, anti-gay marriage amendments and smear campaigns. For Jesus.

And Little Red State Fundy delivered the margin of victory and was featured in many, many magazines: without Little Red State Fundy, the Republican Party could never, ever, ever win anything.

And now everybody knew it.

Then she said, "Now who shall help me Rule the Earth."

"We will!" said Moderate Republicans, Undecideds, and Libertarians.

"I am quite sure you would," said Little Red State Fundy, "but see, now you are all my bitches."

Then she called Randall Terry and Tom DeLay and Ann Coulter and Jerry Falwell and Rush Limbaugh and James Dobson, and they and the rest of the Shining Path Republicans used what was left of the Constitution as ass-floss.
And judges were terrorized into silence.
And those deemed ungodly were beaten in the streets.
And they invaded whoever the fuck they felt like, for whatever fucking reason they chose.
And the very idea of a Free and Fair press died.

And to people who had been very clear all along that they genuinely believed in a Theocratic Nanny State and thought that precipitating Armageddon and triggering the Second Coming should be the highest calling of any worldly government, were handed over the police, courts, government, treasury and nuclear weapons stockpiles of the United States of America.

And in the end -- just as they had been warned for the past twenty years -- there was nothing whatsoever left at all for Moderate Republicans, Undecideds, and Libertarians.


End of stomach-churning visit to April 24, 2005.


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